Squishable Baby Platypus

Squishable Baby Platypus, you've gotten so big! Why, I haven't seen you since you were just out of your egg, or whatever. So whatcha up to now? Stinging people with your venomous spurs? Sensing your prey using electrolocation? Acting as the sole representative of the family Ornithorhynchidae? What's that? You're studying abroad and thinking about taking up knitting? I mean, that's cool too I guess.